Stomach Flu sucks. Anyway heres some diamonds
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Ok so a little backround on this my buddy lets call him Bob is a bit of a lady killer as in different girl every weekend. Now Bob does his best to keep his appearance at its best and to do this he scourers the internet for any tips he can find. This activity usually leads him to gay oriented sites which for the most part can be incredibly useful with mens grooming. But I digress. Another thing about Bob is that while he has a great memory he isn't to much into the thinking for himself department. Now one day I was sitting in a class that me and Bob had together, when he walked in I noticed I dunno what I would call it maybe a slight gimp? I dunno but anyway I just figured Bob had found himself a kinky girl last night and she slipped something where it shouldn't belong (This has happened to him on atleast 4 occasions I know of). So naturally I asked him "Another one of your crazy nights Bob?" to which he replied "Nah man I'll tell you about it later" and as he said that he sat down to which a expression of pure pain came across his face. Now I sat there looking at Bob pretending to take notes on my laptop and tried to figure out what was hurting Bob. Then I remembered one of the websites he visited for his grooming tips. On the headline it read "Increasing your partners pleasure by waxing your ass" After reading this then looking at Bobs face when he saw the site I proceeded to fall onto the floor from laughing so damned hard and thats the day I got kicked out of class
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Oh god ever since I was a kid I've loved fighting games this one is no different. I've been floundering around with Dante/Morrigan/Captain America, but the game feels slower than MvC2 the speed imo was similar to Super Street Fighter 4 but still fast enough that a charge character would get run over by everyone else but thats just my opinion, and without further ado insane combo video go. scratch that one more thing Deadpool is absolutely hilarious in this game his hyper combo is hilarious. Ok now combo videos featuring Wesker and Dante
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Me and a buddy regularly watch netflix together on live and last night we found a gem. The movie in question is called Enter The Void. Its probably the most fucked up movie I've seen in awhile. The basic premise is a drug dealer is shot and then goes through a version of a eastern religion which I can't think of the name ofs afterlife its disturbing in a whole new way but not as awkward as The Human centipede mind you.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
So I'm starting this to well rant when I damn well please, and to hopefully keep myself dedicated to learning HTML CSS and anything else related to website design. I highly doubt the coding thing will keep my attention any longer than anything else has but, hey why not try? Also that , is probably in the wrong place I hate those damn things I never know where to put them.